Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Whipped 43
That's ridiculous. If anything, that little girl's mother doesn't love HER enough to let her express herself. She's teaching her daughter to judge others based on what they look like. Parenting fail.
Silk_Routes 14
your answer to that lil child " your mom is jealous honey"
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Comments (153)
kikigamergirl 10
Can you say bitch
MooseKnuckle503 11
Poor little ****, lifes gonna be hard with a stuck up **** for a mother
Thatissarcastic 17
That was incredibly unnecessary and presumptuous.
snowflake2410 3
Well she's not wrong....
Bassam24 21
haha what a dick !
BomberBuck 3
The mom was probably concerned about her daughter being influenced by a poor role model as she wants her daughter to be focused on being a good student and becoming a responsible adult with a meaningful job someday.
Ninjerman 7
I hope she spent the rest of the day picking digested blanket out of her dog's ass
NightKat 25
Ouch! Don't let her comment get to you OP. Rock your purple hair. I had mine blue for quite a while and it was a huge hit with teens and small kids.
jlujan00_fml 9
**** that lady! Purple hair is glorious!!!
Jethco 15
I have to admit it... I'm with mom on this one. People with extreme colored hair look like clowns.