Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML
Today, while on holiday in Melbourne, I begged my wife to take a day off from yelling angrily at our 4 year-old. A few hours later, she was cursing and yelling in front of gathering onlookers because he didn't want to go inside LegoLand. FML
Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a ten year-old who kept shouting; a belligerent seven year-old; two five year-olds who thought hitting me was funny, and two two year-olds who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML
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I see future film screenwriters.
DestinyNiya 33
12 hours!? Woah. You're brave, OP.
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Comments (93)
lulinator 40
At least they're not having a heated argument of which orange dash board marking they chose for Eye Spy.
MoodiQ 8
12 hours!! where were you going?
RedPillSucks 33
I'm betting this was part of a traveling soccer or softball team. God, I hated those drives, even though my kids were quiet.
FroggerForReal 11
At that point I guess they could've made a whole new movie right. But sorry OP kids are always loud. I know I was.
Dinonick 15
Just be glad they were talking about a good movie. With little girls it could have been much much much worse. Twilight worse.
Logan_A_Caruso 16
You deserve it for not putting on frozen for the girls
elusiveshame 22
Be a parent/adult figure and learn to keep the people in your vehicle under control. This isn't worthy of fml
zahidnasir 22
At least your time passed out well
Airborn0280 18
Next time slowly turn up the radio until you can't hear them anymore.
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
Everything is cool when you're part of team!
alaen23 23
Did they make good suggestions?