Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML
Today, while on holiday in Melbourne, I begged my wife to take a day off from yelling angrily at our 4 year-old. A few hours later, she was cursing and yelling in front of gathering onlookers because he didn't want to go inside LegoLand. FML
Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a ten year-old who kept shouting; a belligerent seven year-old; two five year-olds who thought hitting me was funny, and two two year-olds who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML
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I see future film screenwriters.
DestinyNiya 33
12 hours!? Woah. You're brave, OP.
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Comments (93)
cynicalsatireman 12
Cover their floors with Legos.
ThatStudent 5
That's too drastic. No one should ever experience the pain of stepping on a Lego.
cakefete2 31
14, you're a sick cookie, not saying it's a bad thing, but if we had your talents in Guantanamo Bay, we would know everything.
Mr_retardo 8
I'm confused can someone explain what pain is supposed to be fell when stepping on a lego? I have stepped on Legos an enormous amount of times barefoot and usually just feel the studs or in some cases the under half of the lego...
rjt93 18
purchase overpriced coffee because everything is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
shufflyn 16
great minds battling it out and you have a front row seat!
cakefete2 31
It's funny, as the driver, OP had a front row seat. The issue, though, is that the action was likely all behind him in the back seat.
qdawg06 23
I still think 6 little girls screaming might be better than the movies god awful theme song "Everything Is Awesome".....
Mr_Brightside209 12
let us pray for our brothers and sisters in that situation....god have mercy on their soul...
cakefete2 31
Now let the church say... Amen.
warsun 27
Lord hear our prayer
justin_808 8
That's intense
weveallbeenthere 30
sounds familiar, except boys and transformers.
worldclassrager 41
I would suggest a different movie but that might make it worse
chance456 9
everything is awesome
sandman2118 10
You should have joined in! I sure would have haha