Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML
Today, I turned my phone off for the first time in three weeks to have a one-hour nap. I had kept it on because my next door neighbour has health problems and I offered to be an emergency call if he needed help. I was woken up by two ambulances arriving at his house. Turning on my phone, he'd left me 5 voicemails. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my own voice yelling, “GET UP, YOU LAZY CUNT!” on repeat. It took me a moment to remember I'd drunkenly recorded my own alarm last night because I thought it would “motivate” me. It scared me so much I fell off the bed. FML
Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
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fallingstarsxox 8
Lmao troll phone
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Ah smart phones....
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Bella028_fml 8
What's the app called? I've been looking for one for one for my iPod...
aubbeymp 3
What's the app called?!
riahlyn42392 8
Lol that's awesome
puertoricanjoy 6
Best FML ever!!! Lol
blaqqdiamonz0815 3
Hahahahaha dayum XD!
Snooki724 0
Dude!! What is the name of that app?!?! I want it!
aubbeymp 3
Charge Alert
PinkNinjaAttack 3
Phone win
VampasarousRex 6
Your current username is so fitting in this situation.
saidawhiting 14
Probably because she formed an account just to post this FML, and chose her username accordingly. Happens all the time.
laden_swallow09 35
You don't have to make a specific account on here to post an FML. it's no different than writing to an advice column in a newspaper, i.e. "Mortified in Montana" or "Clumsy in Columbia". It's just a name :)
itshilarious 1
What's it called? I want it!
alicealice_fml 3
I legit want that app. What is called?
inlove72 11
Charge alert