Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML
Today, I turned my phone off for the first time in three weeks to have a one-hour nap. I had kept it on because my next door neighbour has health problems and I offered to be an emergency call if he needed help. I was woken up by two ambulances arriving at his house. Turning on my phone, he'd left me 5 voicemails. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my own voice yelling, “GET UP, YOU LAZY CUNT!” on repeat. It took me a moment to remember I'd drunkenly recorded my own alarm last night because I thought it would “motivate” me. It scared me so much I fell off the bed. FML
Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
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fallingstarsxox 8
Lmao troll phone
taytoc 10
Ah smart phones....
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Comments (183)
TheFamilyElf 17
Oh my goodness. What is the name of this app? I'm going to download it on my brother's phone tonight.
XxHoodieBearxX 5
That is brilliant.
ImBobo_fml 0
the app is called charge alert you're welcome :)
Havin 19
Thanks 103, there's going to be some trolling. They see me trollin' they hatin'....
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh my god, you're a genius! I'd do the same if i knew my brother's code.. I'm your biggest fan! XD
Havin 19
130 not 103 my bad.
Chingy892987 14
Sounds like the phone had a good time ;)
picklemonger 13
You need an app to know when your phone is charged??? The little battery icon at the top isn't enough anymore? You totally deserve it. :-P
live2swim 5
A lot of people charge their phone at night and when u overcharge ur phone, it kills it's battery life... So it's actually a pretty good app and op does not deserve it
disney_blonde 16
So you'd rather be woken up when the phone is done charging?
sorry4partyrockn 0
Yes 47, otherwise that defeats the purpose of charging it in the first place :P
disney_blonde 16
But waking me up from sleep defeats the purpose of charging it at night....
sorry4partyrockn 0
Then that's your problem for choosing to charge it over the night.
daminantion 14
Actually you can't 'overcharge' most new phones. If it seems to have a low length of charge, let it die completely, then charge, then do it once more. It will reset the battery's sensors and optimize itself. Batteries lose integrity yes, but it's the sensor failure that makes people think they're completely kaput.
Daiyuki 5
Lithium ion batteries should never be left to completely drain, it's worse for them.
downtime 13
44, That was true in 1990. These days if your phone is overcharging it is faulty. They are designed to be able to stay on charge.
FknAna 0
Where did you get that big ass pickle?! I want one.
luccmon 6
My sentiments exactly!
Meowingtons500 18
That would've scared me so much! But that app sounds rather awesome, OP.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Phone abuse. More and more phones are effected every year. Donate now to stop the madness.
muggle_born 6
together we can overcome this fight.
FairyTales_fml 6
Lmao that is funny!!!
emmywemmy123 4
HAHAHA
Aoc004 8
Omg I want that app just to freak ppl out
stevo246 0
Ha that's the fun of the iPhone:)
DocBastard 40
Must've been a sexy voice if you nearly wet yourself.