Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, while picking up dirty laundry I bolted up so fast that I broke my elbow. I sat in Urgent Care for 4 hours to be put in a sling at the same hospital I work at. I’m now stuck in a sling for who knows how long and it’s all because the towel rack impact was so hard it broke my elbow. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
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stolencookie 17
And yet you told the world...
BunBunBabe 8
Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk
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Comments (123)
BunBunBabe 8
Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk
berichsoon 11
I don't think it is worth it, dislocated shoulder can be painfull
iloveweed69 7
It is fun ;D but falling on my ass isn't :'c
BunBunBabe 8
Yeah but it's WORTH the RISK. Not everyone breaks or dislocates something when they slide around in socks. You obviously need a lesson in fun
Cad6 24
This happened to me while I was outside. Except I tripped, and landed not on wood, but in wet cement.
BTSfanatic 0
38- your username is so clever. As is your comment. You are my ideal mate. Let's fall upon our asses on the hardwood floors of god together?
SignUpisntcool 3
Op just told the world.
iloveweed69 7
72 - i am clever. 69 average at school how you doing~
jagsville 8
52, I'll have fun with you.
emeraldisle 30
Maybe you should listen to him.
Drigr 9
Only they didn't. Their first instinct was to go post it on FML. Makes me wonder how bright OP really is
tattooedcowboy 6
As bright as anyone that is reading this
stolencookie 17
And yet you told the world...
iloveqts 8
Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe OP thought it was okay because we don't know him/her, not as embarrassing then :P
KaanTech 0
is it possible to track cases like this happened recently and get a name ? Who am i kidding FML officals already know op's account name if she/he writed his/her full name correctly. Damn i love my brain....
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
33- That was completely irrelevant to the thread. I love my penis's brain.
Cad6 24
I wish my penis had a brain. :(
thisiscat 14
my penis head a head, but no brain.........wait
SooInnLovee 6
You didn't listen to the doctors!! Haha I'm sorry OP but what did you think was gonna happen with knee high socks and hardwood floors? Silly rabbit tricks are for kids :p
loopsy_fml 14
The fuq are you talking about, trix are for kids. What does that have to do with the fml?!
BunBunBabe 8
Just tell everyone you and your cat were reenacting risky business...it will make people think you're even cooler
laden_swallow09 35
Or a… copycat!
lfrye 6
Yet you tell millions of strangers
sinkmyanchor 0
Strangers.
doubleea 3
Why capitalisation?
Wicked361 8
Maybe 47 was talking about the period but if not then that's weird
TheFirstSamurai 18
I think 47 wanted to emphasise the fact that OP is telling strangers, so it doesn't matter if OP tells us because he/she doesn't know us.
BTSfanatic 0
Whatever it is, I agree with all the things always. Yes.
loopsy_fml 14
67- it doesn't matter. Morgan freeman has cotton candy, do therefore, their argument is invalid, anyway!
meridius4510 4
Should have taken his advice.
loserman67 36
What a day you're having, dislocating your shoulder, your doctor more or less mocking your injury and your cat sitting at home laughing it ass off! I'd go back to bed and hope for a better tomorrow.
anencephalic 14
Elbow, she dislocated her elbow.
Wtfeezy 5
Ouch! Even the doctor was embarrassed for you!!!
Spectre529 12
I suggest taking your doctors advice