Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, I'm in the E.R. because I broke one of my toes when my cellphone slipped from my hands after taking a shower. Needless to say, my cellphone broke too. FML
Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, after I was wrapping up a visit with my chiropractor, I nearly fell off his table onto my face when I missed a handhold trying to push myself upright. After getting up, I then bumped into a poster on the wall, nearly knocking it onto the floor. At least the chiropractor had a good sense of humor. FML
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Top comments
uchua 16
You might want to consider living in a nerf covered house.
Steffi3 40
Fortunately, dislocations are easier to fix than fractures. Still, I hope you're done visiting the ER for a while
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Comments (46)
grajax 24
On the bright side, at least you didn't hit your head.
chuchusheep 19
yet...
uchua 16
You might want to consider living in a nerf covered house.
howard007 18
how about some foam insulation, that might help
False_Stupidity 42
Or just live in one of those giant bubbles.
thisguy22 33
Let's try and be more careful before you run out of things to break...
Steffi3 40
Fortunately, dislocations are easier to fix than fractures. Still, I hope you're done visiting the ER for a while
MasterTron 24
Don't worry OP one of my co workers told me he had been in the ER twice a day for a whole month
XxDanno316xX 27
For the doctor laughing at you, sorta unprofessional and embarrassing for you. Sorry OP
MDoremis 38
I've had doctors laugh at the stupid shit I do all the time. They're just people.
hiheyitschloe 13
He's a doctor, not a robot. Laughing is a natural body function that you can't help. Just because he's got a higher paying job doesn't mean he's suddenly not allowed to do that...
khorstmye 15
And here come the awkward questions about who pushed you lol and the "are you sure no one is hurting you?"
A07 48
And the crowd favourite, don't you mean "ex" doctor?
chuchusheep 19
one of "those days" where you'd just like to start over from the beginning of the day.
NYM88 26
Laughter is the best medicine they say!
MrSassypants 34
And then when you come home from your dislocated wrist and hurt your back tripping on an ice cube, he'll have an even greater laugh.
IronMan_Mk43 20
Try not to hurt yourself again OP