Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, while picking up dirty laundry I bolted up so fast that I broke my elbow. I sat in Urgent Care for 4 hours to be put in a sling at the same hospital I work at. I’m now stuck in a sling for who knows how long and it’s all because the towel rack impact was so hard it broke my elbow. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
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stolencookie 17
And yet you told the world...
BunBunBabe 8
Hahaha! Oh well, almost everyone wipes out from running in socks on a wood floor at one point in their life, it's so fun it's worth the risk
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Comments (123)
cheer4everever 0
Too late.
aljen90 2
and you decide to post it on FML, where people are going to click YDI, because it's caused by your clear stupidity
HiddenMonkey 8
This would be funnier if it was a guy. Anyone else think so?
Love_is_Limitles 1
so much for not telling people
shovelface1990 4
Now put your cat to sleep. Why do you have one of those little vermin squatting in your home anyway? Disgusting.
KirbyisEPIC 0
Haha you were chasing pussy! Are you a girl or guy?
Skelebitch 0
Not taking the Dr's advice, eh?
Kolden 11
That sounds awesome dude.
Jewnut 0
Why do we have to know what type of socks you were running in?
L_Lovegood 19
To add to the exitement? No, I agree with you, it's kinda pointless. But at least it shows us OP has a good taste in socks.
bizarre_ftw 22
You're good at following directions