Ali (New York)
United States
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
metalmeow
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
SmileAndSayHi
Hialeah, United States
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
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United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Alyxandrea Loffer
Ellsworth, United States
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
RainbowHeadache 2
I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.
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Comments (327)
ohmygoodnesslol 0
it's really not that difficult haha I do out all the time...
bb9 0
I feel ya girl.
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
you can haz phail.
haileyylyynn 0
I can take my bra off without taking my shirt off and am
devonchr 0
You can't dislocate your collarbone. Dislocation deals with a joint eg. shoulder, elbow, hip, knee etc. So did u dislocate your shoulder or is your story fully bs?
devonchr 0
nevermind I was wong and so is anyone else saying you can't dislocat your collarbone because it actually is connected to a joint. the AC joint specifically can dislocate your collarbone, sorry I doubted you op.
waywil 0
Damn, maybe you need to eat a biscuit or drink some milk and put down the diet pills
Koryissocoollike 0
I learned that trick from my mom....
sfaham01 0
come let me unhook it for u babe
Microbus_fml 0
I'll remove it for, baby.
iamtheperson 1
what?! how did that happen?! I do that all the time easy yet you break a bone! that's nutsX/