Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML
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Top comments
shaPOW 0
why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?
dino_witha_cape 0
look on the bright side. at least it wasn't a 10 hour transatlantic flight
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Comments (89)
Grndslmhttr3 0
Remember to drink plenty of fluids. Diarrhea can cause serious dehydration!
stripedoctor 3
ew
tehhotness 0
This FML is poorly written. While bad, this is clearly not the "worst" situation. There are far worse, for example: - While performing on a trapeze - While in a jaccuzzi with some hotties - While singing the national anthem at a hockey game - While walking the aisle at your wedding Just to name a few, there are many more where those came from
Lizzy644 0
i know alot of people are saying "it could be worse" "its not that bad" but i'd probably e pretty upset about it too lol
rt523 0
grossss and #68 is right. still sucks though.
CaptainSetoKaiba 0
I can only imagine how much worse this'd be if it was giardiasis and you were crapping your pants at any sudden movement for four days straight. :C
blahblahblah43 0
im so sorry
Guitarist45 0
lol!!!!! I didn't think this was that funny until I saw your name. Crapgirl! lol!!!!!
HyperExecuter 0
goddamn people, ur all like, " that's what a bathroom is for..." that's the point you idiots, if you have diareahh you have to got to the bathroom like every 2 minutes...
cinesixteen 0
there was one worse than this. She had diarrhea while saying their vows in the altars. Read it in this site.