Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jim Henson lives
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Of course not
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Fingered
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
It's been a while
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Been there, done that
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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RenoTheRhino 30
Wink back at him next time and see what he does.
CeCe184 17
What a good excuse.
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RenoTheRhino 30
Wink back at him next time and see what he does.
gramirez23 9
His other head will "wink"
Hopein2025 14
Just keep winking, just keep winking, just keep winking winking winking
jerryj 27
He might take OP's wink back at him as a green light to do as he pleases.
CeCe184 17
What a good excuse.
CrassKal 27
I never understood why a woman would choose to go to a male gynecologist. Any guy who chose that to be his specialty I would be suspicious about.
Welshite 40
Because you trust them to be professionals and do their job.
boating_guy 33
Yeah, I agree 12. And any woman that ever tries to do a "man's job" I'm always suspicious about too. Just isn't right you know? People should know their place, where they can go, and where they can't.
gracehi 33
12, Male doctors tend to be more sympathetic and gentle with women than female doctors, and this is even more true with gynecology. If the doctor is female and she asks when my last period was, and I simply reply, "I'm not pregnant" because I know that's why she's acting, she immediately assaults me with a barrage of questions, often impolitely. If I do the same thing with a male doctor, 9/10 times he'll simply say, "Okay" and move on. And with gynecology, female gynecologists tend to have an "oh don't be such a baby" attitude, whereas men make an extra effort to not hurt you and make the unpleasant experience as comfortable as possible. So that's why some women don't mind going to a male gynecologist.
MedChew 19
This, I'm an intern and I repeatedly see my male superiors in general gentler overall. Especially when it came to vaginal examinations. It's funny when you think about it.
gracehi 33
*asking, not "acting." Ducking Swype. Always making me look like a fool.
valalvax 13
This, exactly this, my gfs first pap smear was with a female, hurt, second one a few months later was with a guy, little pressure nothing else
Enslaved 38
I've had bad experiences with both male and female gynecologists. My doctor now is a female and amazing! One added reason I prefer a female doctor is because where I live, if you have a male doctor, there always needs to be an extra person such as the RN (I guess a witness?) during the examination. I already feel vulnerable being in that position and would rather not have more than my doctor see my privates on display.
whys0serious 12
@12: Probably because not every guy is a pervert as you seem to think.
ohSNAPyall 27
35: I go to a female gynecologist, and there always seems to be a nurse in the room too.
Rainhawk94 27
But did you die
schhichick 14
Yes they did and their ghost is the one who posted the fml! Or they were only sort of dead and they took a chocolate coated pill from Miracle Max and came back to life!!
Rainhawk94 27
You guys obviously don't understand what I was referring to but it's whatever
laden_swallow09 35
How about actually making sense instead of getting whiney when no one understands your joke?
abcluvsu 6
Omg. You should wink back.
MedChew 19
*winks at OP* Did I trigger a trauma? =D
ostfaiz 18
excitment of getting a 'new' sexy patient.. beware Op!
LexiDaBae 17
The severity depends if you're a male or female.
Welshite 40
Really? Gynecologists work with the female reproductive system.
cailey1234567890 24
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MedChew 19
Dude, you do know what a gynaecologist is right? I will not take shemales as a valid excuse
CallMeBatman 15
Wait, what?
RedPillSucks 33
Unless transpeople go to gynecologist (don't know, never thought about it), OP is most likely female.
MisterGasMoney 16
Ladies and gentlemen, please don't feed the dumbass.
CallMeBatman 15
Smooth.
Saraj07 18
This reinforces my refusal to go to male gynecologists.
RedPillSucks 33
Not disagreeing with either your right or preference, but females can have issues too. Whether it's sexual in nature or just personality issues.
thefmlinator 10
Sexism folks, it goes both ways
Chibi_Kitten 24
I'm too scared of going to a gynecologist in general. So glad that my doctor told me I probably won't need to get a papsmear until I get married.
Rawr6591 21
unless you are sexually active
ohishkabibble 21
Yeah, no, I completely understand and agree. Ever since I've known about gyno exams and my eventual need for them, I've had my mind set on going to a female gyno. I just can't get past the thought of some dude I barely know palpating my pelvic region and poking at my vulva/******. Eugh :| PS: lol "sexism goes both ways." You're not even close, dude.
jROOD 3
uhg. ******* disturbing.
efettes 19
It's not like he can help it.