Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is cheating on me with my ex-boyfriend, who came out about six months ago. We were still friends, and after they met, my husband admitted that he'd always wanted to "experiment." When I confronted them, he shook hands with my ex and said, "Now I get why you choose guys after her." FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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SgtAssCheeks 21
incoming "Today I discovered the hot girl I was having kinky chats with is actually a guy. My wife still doesn't know why I look discouraged. FML"
theonex17 15
That's the internet for you...
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Comments (132)
SWC_Penguin 17
This is one of those "the crime IS the punishment" situations. Love it when problems solve themselves.
foxy_grampa 19
He deserved that completely
UsernameTaken14 18
Well, that essentially sums up the internet in one scenario. Sorry, OP!
caligirllife 11
He deserves it for basically cheating on uou
buckdharma 38
Find out what his name is and scream it out during sex.
Xotoolyxo 16
Maybe you should sit down and have the "don't talk to strangers or cheat on me because that's karma" talk(:
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
We'll, fyl and fhl too
kellyem2 20
FHL, but FYL too because it sounds like you guys definitely have to have a serious and awkward talk.
brandoneyez1 25
He deserved it !
James_is_Mexican 25
He deserves that... Hope you can know some sense into him :)