Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is cheating on me with my ex-boyfriend, who came out about six months ago. We were still friends, and after they met, my husband admitted that he'd always wanted to "experiment." When I confronted them, he shook hands with my ex and said, "Now I get why you choose guys after her." FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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SgtAssCheeks 21
incoming "Today I discovered the hot girl I was having kinky chats with is actually a guy. My wife still doesn't know why I look discouraged. FML"
theonex17 15
That's the internet for you...
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Comments (132)
The_Hula_Monster 10
Rule 29, kids.
permaband_usr 14
And 30, 31 and 32.
AniNinja 6
Karma
The_Hula_Monster 10
He deserved it. Hopefully you found out through him confessing it to you and asking to work it out, rather than a regrettable visit to his web history...
gabagabaheyu 10
serves that p.o.s right
mFUNdo21 17
karma*
SasquatchDeluxe 10
How did he "know" that "she" was attractive?
Epikouros 32
If it was a gay guy, he could have used pictures of a pretty girl and chatted without video. If it was a trans girl or a very good crossdresser, she could've actually looked like an attractive girl. In that case, the husband was being narrow-minded not to accept her as a girl.
Epikouros 32
In other words, your husband got penised.
JoBHarvelle 7
This reminds me if that Julia Roberts movie with Natalie Portman... Anyways, your husband totally deserved it!
cappellaaa 23
it's still cheating... you don't sound too mad lol
Farmillionaire 8
like a shower should be??