Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
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aFreedom127 9
He could have popped your back zits.
smiley1014 23
Classy clue by your boyfriend.
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Comments (125)
smiley1014 23
Classy clue by your boyfriend.
IceeCreamm 7
His sense of humor, I'm guessing, was not of your likes?
xlord 27
"he was the only one who found it funny" What do you think gave it away???
kidtoronto 5
That is so incredibly awks
danny128 4
**** it bf
yoursucklives 36
i think it's a very good clue. cherry is the only word you could have guessed! i would have found it not only funny, but clever!
WaSiSimiLang 8
Taste like a berry Rhymes with hairy Losing it is painful Because delicious it's very. What am I?
WaSiSimiLang 8
Taste like a berry Rhymes with hairy Losing it is painful Because delicious, it's very What am I?
Keyman1212 14
The word was balloon!! Balloon dammit!!
claiiire_fml 17
19- When the dad threatened to kick the bf's ass
aFreedom127 9
He could have popped your back zits.
builditbetter09 3
Sick... Backne.
nonelikeworms 0
Your backne spells city bank in Braille
ayebitchfyl 0
That ***** gross
Naitsi 19
lol
ohSNAPyall 27
Balloon! He popped my balloon, Dad. ..oh, you were looking at the card to make sure he didn't say a taboo word?
gnattine 11
Mine does.
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Umm. I'd be too scared to say that in front of the parental units.
zombicidal 11
CONEHEADS REFERENCE!! 15 points to you
lvlcapblue 0
That game is high pressure! Sometimes it makes you say things to win...
RawNova13 1
No balls.
alexm501 0
I would have died.
boofgall 16
Your eyebrows are intense, it's awesome!
themacuser 0
That's how I found my friends too
slim_lady 12
He isn't the only one who finds it funny. I laughed, makes it 2!
Meme1988 18
It makes you the only two..
ScaughtieHolden 11
Wow! Good for you, you can count!
slim_lady 12
how did it make it in your list of favourite fml's then? just wondering
morgan320 0
I actually laughed too. That makes it 5.
hitmanoo 16
It IS funny!
Lanceeden 12
Hehehahaha it's funny because he's fat.
yoursucklives 36
her and her family must be very conservativ and lacking in humor to get offended by such a clue. i think it's funny.
dethbunny 0
It never says the age and I'm guessing you wouldn't run around yelling that to your parents. (I still think the FML is funny)
asmit4 0
Loll it's hilarious
Enslaved 38
Did you get the word right? No need to lose points, right? I love "Taboo"! It a super fun game.(:
emvictoria 9
One of the best games ever!! :)
Lct1196 31
Maybe this is the reason why it's called "Taboo" in the first place
Isoldael 27
Wow. I really like my bf's parents, but I never think I'd be able to say anything like that around them. Then again... I wouldn't say that around anyone...
Niicky_fml 20
Gorgeous snake!
Isoldael 27
Thanks! He looks like his mum ^^ on topic - I really wonder what made him think it was funny (or even okay) to say that... O.o
johnwroo22 0
haha too funny !!!!!!
2O12 6
Well now we know he's an honest guy.
leadman1989 16
Butt cherry? Darn it I was so close.