Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Today, after months of therapy, it turns out my erectile dysfunction is basically caused by fear of my wife’s temper. I'm mentally too afraid of my wife to want sex with her, so my penis says “NO”. Also, due to my wife’s temper, I’m too afraid to tell her that I’m too scared to have sex with her. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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RadikulRam 16
I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.
briang959 47
When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.
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Comments (112)
frusetta 9
this sounds like my boyfriend. after a year of dating i noticed how he doesn't get hard anymore when he touches me or when he sees my boobs. he says it's probably because his penis is broken. he's worried about it everyday now and it makes him sad. i feel bad for him.
Ashd09 30
If you and your boyfriend think he can't get hard because his penis is "broken" y'all are probably too young for sex anyways
frusetta 9
i don't think it's broken, i think he's just stressed about his life. i just feel bad that he feels like it's broken. we're both adults, but we're like 10 year olds on the inside. yeah i guess you're right, we aren't ready for sex.
frusetta 9
thank you, i'll tell him to go see one. i just hope it's nothing serious, so he can calm down and feel better about himself.
blindkid1790 12
I have a friend that broke his penis. very painful and lots of recovery time.
Clara_Andersson 3
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night1234 16
It sounds like he's being watching Sex Sent Me to the ER. There's an episode where an ironing board falls on a guy's erect penis and breaks it.
Clara_Andersson 3
wow!
fukthabs 4
I'm more afraid of breaking girl than I am my dick.
rajput043 2
he must be joking
amanda182 19
Lmaoo if he won't have sex with you, he better be giving you some good head
Yeros 7
Maybe OP is overweighted or just too violent while having sex... Ask him OP! This must have a follow up!
CoralineCrossXXX 13
Maybe he thought that since the hymen of the ****** "breaks" anf thought it applied to him as well and he thought his dick would break as well. or he's saving it to make it even more special and romantic but just telling you hes afraid his dick will break