Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Today, after months of therapy, it turns out my erectile dysfunction is basically caused by fear of my wife’s temper. I'm mentally too afraid of my wife to want sex with her, so my penis says “NO”. Also, due to my wife’s temper, I’m too afraid to tell her that I’m too scared to have sex with her. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Top comments
RadikulRam 16
I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.
briang959 47
When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.
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Comments (112)
megaoshawott 16
Maybe there's a more personal reason behind all this. Maybe he had an unpleasant experience in his past? Just sit down with him and have a heart to heart and explain how you feel, let him have his say and hopefully you can both come up with a solution together
martin8337 36
I wonder what Doc Bastard thinks of this FML.
JD1147 27
Be realistic. You're not in the honeymoon period. If he can't handle his issues now then get out before your fiancé becomes your husband, because then it will be a lot harder to walk away.
chalalala_fml 2
Guess he's watched the episode of Grey's Anatomy in which Sloan's member has been broken by mini Grey ..
stephanyovalle 15
Never forget mini grey :'(
sexymomo1234 20
Fuckophobia
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Your fiancé has a fear. Instead of complaining to us, try supporting him.
catanita 18
In this case ORAL sound great.
ajs1987 15
That kind of fear can break a man. Whenever I'm in a tight spot, sometimes I just need that extra thrust to help me finish on top. It's a sticky situation, I just hope it's not too hard for both of you. additional sex puns are welcome in reply.
beararm 11
you're not gna like this but your boy is disgracing men everywher. I'm sorry for u miss OP but mayb it's time to hit next. scared of sex lol smh..
dontmindme7 9
he might no be into girls...
stephanyovalle 15
The penile fracture can happen either way if you are not careful enough