Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Today, after months of therapy, it turns out my erectile dysfunction is basically caused by fear of my wife’s temper. I'm mentally too afraid of my wife to want sex with her, so my penis says “NO”. Also, due to my wife’s temper, I’m too afraid to tell her that I’m too scared to have sex with her. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Top comments
RadikulRam 16
I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.
briang959 47
When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.
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Comments (112)
khoov19 20
unless something has happened to him to make him think this I highly doubt that would happen that is unless you guys are completely nuts in tht department. sure its a possibility but the likelihood is very small and realistically if was going to break something I rather it happen during sex...at least it would be a great story lol
JHam12 14
hm must be a deep psychological fear
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
That doesn't seem right... I'm sure it's possible that someone could have that fear but, is that the real reason?
maloafi 8
is your ****** a Plier or maybe bit his b4
Patriots21 14
No
rafa015 20
I volunteer as tribute
Jake42100 17
That would indeed be painful,But he should get over his fear like come on how likely is that???
Laylette 21
does he let you give him ********?
wtffml1979 22
Sorry OP, but I'm thinking it has more to do than with that excuse. You need to have a serious talk with him. There's more to it in my opinion.
vikky538 29
tell him that just because it's called boner that doesn't mean that it has bones.. penis does not have bones.. so tell him it only ruptures and does not break...
askullnamedbilly 33
I don't even have a penis and that explanation did NOT sound comforting at all.
vikky538 29
#43 if it comforts you ... there is no technical name for penis break or fracture in medical terminology.
Nimor 25
This is the most idiotic thing I've read all day!