Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Today, after months of therapy, it turns out my erectile dysfunction is basically caused by fear of my wife’s temper. I'm mentally too afraid of my wife to want sex with her, so my penis says “NO”. Also, due to my wife’s temper, I’m too afraid to tell her that I’m too scared to have sex with her. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Top comments
RadikulRam 16
I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.
briang959 47
When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.
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Comments (112)
usmc_sean 8
Well you should probably reassure him that your ****** is not something trying to break his penis.
doctorhook86 25
#24: You'd be surprised. Some girls don't mean any harm and still somehow seem to try to rip it off when they get going wild.
pete9913 23
hmmm, trying to follow his logic. what good is keeping his penis "unbroken" if he doesn't want to use it?
tomatosz 23
#25 I'd say not being in a lot of pain would be enough reason.
elcee1987 18
Well he needs it to pee..
Purexinsanity 46
Maybe you should talk about it, find out the source of his fear and see if anything can be done about it
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
If you're afraid of using your hammer because it MIGHT break, then nothing will ever get nailed...
Masift 21
How exactly would one go about "breaking" their penis?
ndnpride88 25
Maybe you should look into that. Doesn't sound right. Or maybe take him to a counselor.
dawood_k 27
Tell him if he doesn't use it, it might fall off!!!
d00z3r 8
Ask him what his boyfriends name is......
doumtabarnack 12
He should go see a specialist
stephanyovalle 15
Ask him to try "safe" positions to prevent his penis getting bent, if he's on top there's less chance of getting injured, not so fun, but safe, if he does not accept anyways, well... He's just not that into you.