Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly, I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML
Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
Today, I had a piano audition for a musical. Afterwards, the judge asked if I had any experience with percussion, and then told me she was considering me for a percussion part. I guess my piano audition really was THAT bad. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, I lost the pantyliner I was wearing. It's a hot, sweaty day, and I think the adhesive stopped working. I had a piano lesson right before I noticed it was missing. I'm having visions of it resting on my hot male piano teacher's floor. Or it fell out on the street somewhere. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Well done, OP, well done. This is why tights were invented, despite the fact that they're horrible to wear, they do at least cover you up in unfortunate incidents like this. But still, sucks all the same, I guess.
blankaex 0
Well guess what? I'm not first! We non-firsts outnumber you firsts by so much, you should go and cower in a corner.
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bsxdownhill 0
first
princesszeebunny 0
wow your cool
blankaex 0
Well guess what? I'm not first! We non-firsts outnumber you firsts by so much, you should go and cower in a corner.
BuddyChristSays 0
yes omg I wish I could have been there that's when happens ladies when u leave the kitchen u become. a hore
mapleh 0
lol very true
lolpwntdumass 0
lol 4 is a win
BuddyChristSays 0
I like girls and food and shoes and clothes and girls and homes and games and phones and iPods **** u and I like chicken and burger king and subway and girls
samanthadude 0
People are probably going to crack jokes on you, but hey, you'll get over it and laugh in a couple years.
paigeatsflesh 11
pictures or it didn't happen.
D460df4ther 0
I don't believe that!!! pics or it's false
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
errr....you spelled ***** wrong. :P
TokioxxHotel 0
if they only saw your underwear, it's no big deal. if you weren't wearing underwear, ydi. if you were on your period, fml. if you were on your period and not wearing underwear, you sure as hell deserve it.
seanreddog 4
Op at least they liked it
TheNewGuy03 29
oh, there will definitely be crack jokes. ;] |the kid|
pingpongpickle 8
i'm confused
Chr0nicdreamz 0
I agree. pics or shens
kevtheloser 0
it's true. I was there when it happened. In fact, my face was right beneath the bench.
lololol32 0
Perfect time to ask for tips, IMO..
raymel 5
fire crotch!!!!! lol jk :)
ladiesman14 0
splayed ? you got your nuts cut off in front of everyone ? while playing the piano ? damn the had to hurt.
bombermanpyr 0
that's SPAYED not SPLAYED. SPLAYED is when your limbs are forced apart. SPAYED is when you sterilize an animal.
Desperation 0
Did I spell gorgeous wrong? ;D
Cookiez1999 0
yea 27 and 33 the girl just out of luck was holding a camera in her to fall on her ass and take pictres for mean ppl-wtf? i believe its real it can happen
northernlass 7
Yeeeah, there's TOTALLY a difference between "splayed" and "spayed." Check dictionary.com - I promise I'm not messing with you. I'm the OP and I'm a chick; there'd never be a need for me to get spayed.
lildrummerboy47 0
was the piano facing the audience?? really? what kind of show was it. Liszt changed the he's on position to the conventional sideways position about a hundred years ago!
pinkkCuteee 0
ohhhhh nooooo hahaha
awesomechick618 0
some thing like this happened 2 me, my friend wuz high n joking around too much n decided to move my chair when I wuz about 2 sit down, but atleast my underwear wuz pretty they had lace :D
maddiesonnn 0
Well its your fault you need to put these things in line
Rememberme1105 0
'first' is not a comment and has nothing to do with the fml. it's not that impressive either
ThatCrazyMike 0
arent u doin the same thing?
ilovecodyscott 0
she is she is.. and so are you! wow that sucks op, sorry... fyl
Cinn_fml 23
Well done, OP, well done. This is why tights were invented, despite the fact that they're horrible to wear, they do at least cover you up in unfortunate incidents like this. But still, sucks all the same, I guess.
samanthadude 0
Maybe tights wouldn't go well with her outfit, breaking the bench would still be a FML though; even if she did wear tights.
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe they didn't, but you'd be hard pushed not to get an outfit that'd work with tan coloured tights, and even they do something for covering that area. And black tights, they go with almost everything too. And I did say it still sucks whether or not she'd worn them...
samanthadude 0
Never said you didn't, I'm just stating my opinion. I guess I'm just not a tights person when it comes to skirts, I agree with you though. It would have saved her less embarrassment if she wore tights.
samanthadude 0
It would have been less embarrassing if she wore tights.* Geez, I guess it's to early for me to be up.
Cinn_fml 23
Fair enough, I must've misunderstood the tone of your post. This is what revision does to my mind... And don't worry about the spelling, not everyone's a grammar nazi. :)
lineskis58 0
your ****** ugly
bombermanpyr 0
toné what's a toné?
charleycake 0
its how some people spell tony? but its pronounced tonay. its french(er)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
lol that's funny.
Ninjarawwr 6
haha ;) the whole situation is rather funny. embarrassing but hey, you must look good down there for people to cheer!
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
hope everything was proper down there
moodybaby 0
woww that sucks
The_Fonz_fml 0
Ayeeeeee well the piano must not've wanted you playing it I know the fonz don't play no piano.
BuddyChristSays 0
WIN hahaha the fonz
BuddyChristSays 0
I'll be back...... 3 days later ( he he he)
RKftw 0
you win
5t3ff1k4h 45
Hopefully you weren't wearing a thong, like the FML the other day, OP.