green2black
United States
Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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matt692009 0
Beastieality is ILLEGAL
mariekentairo 0
You should get out more then....
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mariekentairo 0
You should get out more then....
Lord_Kovach 0
Nice, but yeah get out more.
OMGitsBATMAN 0
peanut butter anyone?
olivesaur 0
I hope you haven't tried to make love to her ...
mariekentairo 0
First >.> just saying...
Kimberly_Isabel 7
@OP , @7 This made me laugh!
cincin75 0
whoever she is, just go take her!
FreeRunn3r 12
*********** is a hell of a thing.:/
marinus_fml 20
could be worse....
heidelbergmeme 5
krizzel yeah so can I
KatieDog 0
I love my Teddy-Woof too. She's my bestest friend in the whole world... XD
xWITNESS_xX 0
Doggy style. that's all.
CreepyGuy666 2
^ And I'm the creepyguy?
Pearljammer001 0
ahahahahahahahahah nice
jgilez 0
44 is ultimate win
nikka1227 0
David Caruso you're my hero!! <3
n_maher 0
mmm yes if you like your women hairy, very very hairy.
zakkyzebra 11
#7.... tried ? XD
SarahBearXoX 0
haha I see no problem (;
buddybudda 0
wow, your perfect girl is a hairy dog they licks its butt. nice dude
Horney4her69 0
sounds like a bitch to me.
kitkat427 0
Couldn't agree more :)
shiritt 0
@ #44 +1
BrilliantBeauty 0
This really made me LOL I didn't see it coming.
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
You got yourself a bitch
Diannaa 0
Doggies are cool but they're not that cool
pink_mx_braap 0
they are so fluffy and cute
imbatman_fml 0
find yourself a poodle and you've got yourself a threesome
DeathShad0 1
THIS WAS WIN.
NirveliJoy 0
44 you have just made my day!!! Major win on your part. =) And thanks for the laugh!
timelesshour 0
xD
FreeRunn3r 12
Budda you have a naked baby smoking a ciggarette whilst left unattended in a childs swimming pool, an you think op has problems haha ur funny brah.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
77: I lol'ed >.<
FuckMyLife195 0
OMFG You sir made my day.
doctor_itsmylife 3
so you forgot to mention she's a bitch
Giorgio272 2
*********** is cool bro. you could set up your own website and all. cash cow I say.
buddybudda 0
who do you think is holding the camera? another baby?
kitty0910 0
Well even though I do not condone rape (********** is animal rape since the animal can't consent) dogs can't talk so you could get away with it. My advice: use the dog to pick up chicks. you've seen the puppy rental commercial haven't you? say you rescued her(him?) and girls will fawn over you.
WolfsGuns 0
op, you are a sick puppy,(no pun intended) and I feel very, very sorry for your dog
silverwolve 0
Hahahaha..... number #44 is WIN of the week!!!
Anonononomous 0
Does she put out?
degrassilovur 0
lmao
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Kinda weird bro, doesn't the cashier wonder what your doing with all that peanut butter?
lyssannexo 1
mans best driend
darkerkiller89 0
i almost shit myself reading csi's comment
pauli_fml 0
LOL!
pipp360 0
beastualityyyyyyy
Roflmaaark 0
44 wins (:
M4V3R1CKR13 0
hey its whats in the inside that counts not the furry outside
littlemissxtc 0
doggy style FTW?
Simplyjulie 0
LOL atleast u found the girl of ur dreams right? haha diff species but whatever, still smg..
quizikall 0
It's actually **********.
marrell 0
heh heh heh CSI like puns make me chuckle.
Reyo 2
Whether or not this is an FML really depends on the stance you have on ***********.
smarties25 0
ouch. ' :O that's just plain sadd no offense :)
wingding59 0
@96, JUST LIKE YOUR MOM!
kidNflorida 0
Lmfaooooooooo
NIK5566 0
ID HIT THAT ON THE FIRST DATE!
spovich_fml 0
lol 4 **********
SpotXSpot 5
Rejoice.
shakenbake93 0
True dat.
ibanez370 0
LOL at 44!!
matt692009 0
Beastieality is ILLEGAL
TigerWoods101 0
no shit,sherlock. it's been illegal since the beginning of time
Monikabug 9
Yes, it is and I have a feeling we are going to be seeing a lot of "inner-species erotica" comments now.... _waits for it. OP, you need to get out there and have a social life. When your dog starts looking like the perfect girlfriend it is time for a vacation!
Massdebater 1
sorry tiger, but I think I'm gonna have to call you out on that fact you just pulled out your ass. it hasn't been illegal since the beginning of time. maybe you would know that if you spent less time playing golf and cheating on your wife, and more time reading...
Monikabug 9
@18 I lol'd. :]
TigerWoods101 0
I took a guess. not my fault,
TigerWoods101 0
plus,I like golf
PYLrulz 17
really?!? never would of guessed that captain obvious
Lone_Wolf_099 5
Not if its over 40lbs
timma90 4
I've heard it's still legal in Holland, I was told by a polite Dutchmen.
jaded_pragmatist 0
actualy it's legal in my state...
meikse 0
No it's not. And I'm Dutch too.
jgilez 0
sounds like a fine bitch
aardvarkish 17
punny
jgilez 0
siq
Sun_Kissed18 25
Aww you'll find someone eventually :)
maskedman 9
He already did.
FMLhockeyNHL 0
his right hand
merelashinsky 0
um yah shes your bitch lol dont **** her man
aoife123 0
hahaha, that made me laugh :L
BeautyMonster 17
Never fall in love with a bitch. ;]
juicehoneyhugz 0
dude! no animal abuse. lol
Jesuswasabi 0
Ok. Everybody is a dog in someway.
gronkan 0
Care to elaborate on that...?
aoife123 0
um, what..?