Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Top comments
fooltemptress 36
Time to get your chest waxed! Rip them right off ;)
snippit 18
That's an odd one :s
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Comments (84)
vuduguru 5
Lol that sucks op, time to cut it off!
afkwarrior 25
if you have so much chest hair that you can't easily resolve this problem then that is beyond gross.
DRush_fml 12
Shave that shit! it'll grow back, and it not like it's as noticeable as your head...
burritosrgood 12
. . .
bazookajoey 27
Time for a shave.. So you can finally get that off your chest (:
darkfireflame 15
Well that's a hairy situation
beautiful_hope 16
Shave your chest bro... Seriously. I got lice from my little niece last year & I wanted to shave my head. I was so grossed out. I still have my husband check my head monthly because they freak me out so bad. I treated them in only the amount of time it took me to drive to the store. I had to treat my head twice to get rid of them. Just shave it all off!! It'll grow back!!
judea95 16
Just shave. It's not exactly like it won't grow back
HMS13 3
Could be worse. It could be pubic hair.
awks101 4
That's nasty bro