Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Top comments
fooltemptress 36
Time to get your chest waxed! Rip them right off ;)
snippit 18
That's an odd one :s
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Comments (84)
DevilsMetsGiants 30
So shave it off
djs9213 2
I caught pubic lice from my son as well I think it happens to everyone once in awhile
junkman6 22
Get them before they reach the pubes! Drastic measures time.
diaspora_fml 26
QI just mentioned this in the latest episode. Head and pubic lice are entirely different species and do not emigrate regions.
castleofg1ass 19
Easily solved! Shave the damn hair and put eucalyptus oil/spray on it
worldclassrager 41
I supposed that's better than your head hair...i think...
SweetasCandy0609 28
wow now I'm paranoid I'm going to make my husband shave his chest hair just in case he was around someone who had it lol
Sal_G_63 5
Sounds like an itchy situation.
KingreX32 21
BURN THEM
happyfingers 15
I dunno. I mean.. Seems like it'd be easier to get 'em out of your chest hair then your head. I's say that's lucky :P
UrYousername 15
Man up.