shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Anonymous
Newport, United Kingdom
My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
marge1010
United States
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
mapleleafs34
United States
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
piper55
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
HURRY IT UP
Get on with it
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Jeff78
I have no idea what I'm doing
Today, I pulled up to a drive-thru speaker and my brain misfired and I said, “Thanks, I love you!” to the employee after she handed me my order. She replied, “We just met, but okay dude.” I put my food on the passenger seat and quickly scuttled off in my busted ass Toyota. FML
Top comments
Rawrrr14 0
Guys at the drive thru can be pretty cool......
IronBird 0
I work at a tiny greasebox diner. I have been that person for a lot of people. All of you who are being harsh would be surprised. Greasy food=comfort food for a lot of people, I get some of my lonlier customers 3-4 times a week. If your fast food guy is anything like me, he might care. At the same time, a drive through is hardly time enough for talking, so the people that are suggesting that may not have a point. If you need comfort food and are lonely, try a sit down resturaunt or anything indoor where you can at least get to know the people working there. We're all reclusive sometimes. The people that are harsh are probably in high school. :)
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Rawrrr14 0
Guys at the drive thru can be pretty cool......
jessthebest3 0
Sex lines are better. OP should call one, it'll make OP feel better ;)
I2OI3 0
Well what did you talk about? Burgers and Fries or did you actually "talk" - about things? Was this guy a friend of yours? More info please!!
oldskool_fml 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!! J/K its okay we all have those times..and am I first??
nike1 0
Almost
Fmylifffeee 0
oh myy.... shrimp41... i'm sorry. call ur mom or something.
MrNewOrleans 0
ahh she will be alright I once went 5 months talking to my favorite pen(Steve) and my favorite shoe lace(Cory)....
Fmylifffeee 0
oh myy.... shrimp41... i'm sorry. call ur mom or something.
amyjp612 0
YDI, it's not that hard to talk to people, unless you're a recluse or something.
totoro_fml 0
i know the feeling :p
Scotticus117 11
what are you an unemployed bum who lives by thereself and has no friends i mean no offense fyl, but like they said call your mom, either way by talking does texting count as talking, you dont mean to tell me you haven't texted/communicated internet or any other way to somebody in 3 days, thats impossible unless you were like sleeping that whole time.
kkkristennnn 0
thats your own fault, get some ******* friends its not that hard
ryguy997 0
Ohhhh you wouldn't believe how har it is for me... WAHHHH IM A LONER!!
DrFuzzyPickles 9
.. Ho
firebrand111 0
What the hell have you been doing all that time?