Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Top comments
fooltemptress 36
Time to get your chest waxed! Rip them right off ;)
snippit 18
That's an odd one :s
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Comments (84)
ArmlessSkydiver 7
And I thought an unnaturally hairy chest was enough of an issue...
llnursingll 10
That must be pretty darn hairy. :D
sharksfan48 13
GOD DAMN IT BARBARA Doubt the reference will be seen but who cares
Gunguy 11
Be glad its not your pupes.
Ki11erC 18
Yea the butterflies might not love it.
AussieChick101 13
You might want to deal with that before they spread move downstairs...
burritosrgood 12
AHHHHFFFHHHHHHHHHGGGAAGGHHAAHHHHHFAHAHHHGGAAFGHGHGAAAAA!
CrissyyyS2 22
Ew! Kill it with fire! Not literally. But get rid of em ASAP so it doesn't spread even more!
Sandsh8rk 36
Well at least it is easier to get rid of them, getting them out of head hair is a bitch :P
sadistmonkey 19
Chest lice.
TheChelseaSays 34
Simple.....shave it off.
Futacy 30
Shaving it doesnt solve the problem. The lice live at the base of the hair folicles where the blood flows.
burritosrgood 12
You need to follow up on that. Where's your conclusion?
mcknjack 14
It sounds like you could use a full body wax. Unfortunately, I highly doubt any esthetician would help you.
geekgirl72494 8
I believe chest hair is technically a type of pubic hair. Normal lice cant live there because its too thick for them to grab. That would be "crabs"......
Ki11erC 18
Have to agree with this one, this is my understanding to, or its body lice. Head lice can't survive here anyway so they will die off by themselves or multiply fast.... Your choice the route you take I guess lol
Caitie_kid 8
Although head lice most frequently seen on the head, it is not uncommon for them to travel to other areas. This fml is making me itch!!
Caitie_kid 8
Or rather wonder other areas.
love_me_electric 20
Pubic lice also like male facial hair. So guys, be careful going down on strange women when Movember rolls around. You might end up with crabs on your face.