poormomma
Shame! Shaaaame!
Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hairy
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML
sadmommy
Keller, United States
Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML
caliibbyy
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
ItchItchBaby
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
joshua
United States
Genius
Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today, but he had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can see if he can go back. FML
imalilangel05
United States
Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
parent
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Pumpkin
United States
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
ellieowenie
Sydney, Australia
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
buzzcut time if he can't take care of his hair then he won't have any
raven_of_azarath 35
I had something similar happen. I was student teaching, and on my last day, my mentor said, “Oh, I forgot to tell you. We got an email last week about head lice going around the school.”
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Something like that could make someone crabby.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
buzzcut time if he can't take care of his hair then he won't have any
lovelyhippos 15
Fun Fact: head lice prefer clean heads and hair over dirty.
Todd Klopfer 11
Someone is not socially distancing.
raven_of_azarath 35
I had something similar happen. I was student teaching, and on my last day, my mentor said, “Oh, I forgot to tell you. We got an email last week about head lice going around the school.”