Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Top comments
Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
rowanmarie 0
how is that an FML? you think you'd be totally stoked to find out that you don't have an STD. but i will admit that is pretty special.
plexico 4
You ought to slather on 10% Benzoyl Peroxide. It will cause drying, shrinking and eventually the dead flakes will just fall off. I'm not talking about the pimples, I meant your penis -- you don't deserve to own one of them things.
DanizzleXFoSho 6
Plexico is my ******* hero. Always will be.
sageblast95 0
I'm pretty sure men are only carriers of genital warts
gummibehrs 4
Uhm...so you'd prefer herpes or genital warts? Also, thanks for the horrifying images.
i_h8_asinine_ppl 0
You would be wrong about that. Women can get genital warts, and it's a common symptom of certain strains of HPV.
gummibehrs 4
Wrong spot.
SomeRandomGuy18 0
This is good! Be glad you don't have herpes!
allmidnighteyes 11
YFDI for not knowing how to keep your dick clean. ******* seriously, I bet you have some ******* nasty rank dick-cheesy smegma as well... BTW, bleach works ;D
iloverell 0
hahaha i haven't heard the word smegma since high school health class
roads 3
Be happy that it's only acne? Gee acne goes away eventually. This would actually be an FML if you thought it was acne and it turned out to be genital warts. Maybe you should stop sleeping around and you wouldn't have to worry about stuff like this.
allmidnighteyes 11
Like #20 said, if he's whackin' it this much, he's probably a virgin anyways ;)
AshleyRose784 0
umm, isn't that better than the alternative? fyl how?
lovespeaceandsmi 0
Maybe.. if you washed your dick you wouldn't have pimples on it. That is messed up dude.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
You should be happy. Your life WAS f**ked forever, and you found out it wasn't true and it's not f****ed at all. Herpes is for life and say goodbye to healthy & safe sex... now you know you have a life ahead of you. And to all the people who actually do have herpes and claims it's totally fine to hide it from people and have a normal sex life (lots of people do that O_o), you're the worst. That's why it's so widespread.