Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

Yeah, the way this is worded sounds like, to me: "Today, I'd rather have an STD that never goes away instead of having acne on my dick. FML" Congrats, OP, you're a ******* idiot! :) If you'd rather have herpes/warts, I suggest becoming a manslut.

Acne's better than an STD, but it still sucks. And it's just a bit awkward.

you gotta stop touching yourself buddy, otherwise you're going to go blind and have hair on your hands too ;)

Everybody's missing the point: He was scared out of his head, thinking he had some horrible disease, then after all that sweating and waiting for the test to come back (which typically takes days if not longer) he sits down and gets told he has zits on his peepee. It's kinda like thinking you have cancer and having tests and then finding out that you're just deformed. It's comfort, but it's cold comfort. Get it now?

Thats just SAD. But im sure your girlfriend will chew them off ;] {{if you have a girlfriend...}}

you should think about not playing with your penis so much if you have oily skin...ewww

Wow, you guys really don't understand what this guy was talking about. It is something like acne, and it happens because of bacteria getting into your pores. He could be really clean, and just shave his junk (which a large portion of the population does, by the way). If he sweated after a recent shave or didn't have a shower on a hot day, BINGO, acne peepee.

You should stop using pore-clogging scented lotion to jerk off and instead kill two birds with one stone and jerk off using Clearasil cream.

me 2 :/

Acne has no health consequences like herpes, nor is it permanent. I think congratulations are in order.