Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
BadOwner 0
could be worse though... masturbating CAN kill you... ever heard of david carradine
Lonely_Lez 0
Too soon...
bitchwithabrain 0
Yuck. That's even possible?
lara522 0
well would you rather have herpes...??
hqwoody327 0
wash it harder and faster!
lakepony 0
Harder, better, faster, stronger.
a_z__0_9 0
You Deserve it for not knowing you're better off with a mere pimple. Actually, you deserve Herpes.
AnimeAddict 0
Proactive? XD
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Psh, go with Clearasil! xD
motocrossrider 0
hed prolly jack off with the zit lotion
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
hey, it's better than Herpes. ...try Proactive?
magneticcheese 0
ROFL. I feel bad for you. But that's gross, dude. Hope you can use some anti-acne medication on that.
DV8_007 0
thats just nasty OP... if you have acne that is so bad on your dick that youve mistaken it for an STD, then im sure you have a problem w/ it on other parts of your body as well. FYL for going to the clinic just to have the doctor tell you how filthy you are! -take showers more often, and use SOAP!
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
...I will not dignify this FML with South Park reference. I refuse.