Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, I realized how single I truly am when I blurted out "Yes!" as soon as the priest asked the bride, "Do you take this man…" The bride was my sister and you could hear a pin drop after I blurted it out before she had a chance to respond. FML
Today, I admitted to my best friend that I was having second thoughts about getting married and was probably going to break up with him. Unfortunately, my fiance's daughter, who I absolutely adore, overheard the conversation and threw a huge screaming tantrum asking why I didn't want to be her mommy anymore. FML
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
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Top comments
meganngracee 11
Girl don’t worry about it. This sounds like some “edgy” joke I’d tell to a sibling at that age, she was probably just joking with her brother
Brenda Trejo 10
Nah. She's never liked anyone my fiancé has dated. We've been together for 7 years and she's still cold.
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Comments (14)
Sillychees 22
Sucks to be you bud. Maybe she is trying to tell you something
Brenda Trejo 10
Nah. She's never liked anyone my fiancé has dated. We've been together for 7 years and she's still cold.
Schala360 27
fokkit pieter
RichardPencil 32
During the ceremony, she ought to patrol the parking lot to protect the guests’ cars, and then during the reception, make her be the ladies’ room attendant! That’ll teach that little shit.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Not only do I doubt she’d actually do it(the kid) that would probably just make her opinion worse.
meganngracee 11
Girl don’t worry about it. This sounds like some “edgy” joke I’d tell to a sibling at that age, she was probably just joking with her brother
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
someone should tell her that irl weddings are a tiny bit different than movie wedding. E.g.: there is noone that can object the wedding at the actual ceremony (except for the ppl getting married)
Lobby_Bee 18
Afraid to lose her brother is what I'm going to guess that's going through her mind. Tell her she isn't losing her brother, but gaining a sister.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Watch out little sisters are powerful! I was 8 when my brother was dating a women and I didnt like her. He broke up with her years later I ran into her se still isnt over it
joeyl1990 28
F your fiance's life for marrying someone who can't take a joke.
worldclassrager 41
I have heard that speak now or hold your peace skipped over before...multiple times at that...so easy to have that not happen
gobiteme2 34
At least she was honest
James Thompson 8
Well... now you know who not to invite! Seriously though... that sounds like something I’d have said at that age in that situation. Probably just a young teen being a smart ass, like they tend to do.