Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
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Top comments
BoCo_fml 9
This reminds me of those guys in High School that would be seeing girls out side of school and not talk to them in front of their friends. I say screw him, and find a new guy that lives and respects you. He sounds like a loser.
maybaybe 0
Talk to him about it and ask why he's saying that to people.
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Comments (143)
truehitman2010 0
neatnit me neither
Stumblebum30 5
really 13? he loves her enough to want to marry her but doesn't want to admit to anyone they're more than friends? If he can't even admit he's with her? why even plan the life long commitment?
Rados 0
I moderated this one like 2 minutes ago
5t3ff1k4h 47
You should be proud.
Zmeilerr 22
Congratulations!! -Hand's you a Golden Globe and a check for $1,000,000-.
CynthiaAnn 0
your SO cool.
SeasonedLemur 5
iiCaptain - you my friend have an awesome dog!!
CynthiaAnn 0
iiCaptain: Idiot.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Cynthia, "you're" the one who misspelled something someone in elementary school would have spelled correctly.
FFML_314 12
*spelt Tsk tsk, Steph! :D
ohthebloodygore 16
Aria, not that I don't agree with you, but spelled is correct. Only some countries use spelt. Most of the US uses spelled. Also 82, you're an idiot for attempting to use my word and for mistaking you're with your.
FFML_314 12
Facepalm. Sarcasm, Precious! :P
ohthebloodygore 16
Last time I'm trying. Damn comment bug. I think I said: ah you're a bloody wanker too! Here I was... thinking you were out of your mind; for bollocks sake. Hint at it next time so I won't look like so much of a knob. :P
CynthiaAnn 0
Okay, so its a common mistake and everybody jumps on it. Grow the **** up
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's not as common as you'd think. Admit your failure and move on, child.
perdix 31
Now he's going to tell everyone that you're his "friend with benefits." Congrats on the upgrade!
LoveMySoldier82 0
Make sure the ring is expensive.
HSOMGF 5
Huge dick. Put him out with the trash.
Mervin22 6
Why would she dump him if he has a huge dick?!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Because dick size isn't everything in a relationship.
Mervin22 6
Just a joke 53.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Smart ass answer = smart ass reply.
Mervin22 6
Why do you take this shit so serious?
5t3ff1k4h 47
*facepalm* Just because I don't sprinkle my comments with "LOL", "haha", or any smiley emoticons, does not mean I'm totally serious.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You've got it all wrong, Boners. Just because I believe you're wrong most of the time (and looking back on most of your posts, you were wrong...) doesn't mean I believe everyone is wrong. I do not take everything seriously, contrary to popular belief and will admit when I'm wrong, as you have yet to see.
ZTD09 2
And we've yet to see it because in your mind you're never wrong. Also, "Dick size isn't everything in a relationship," sounds pretty serious to me. He made a joke, and you responded all serious-like.
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's all a matter of interpretation. I know how I said it and what emotions were present at the time. You do not. Either you read it wrong or I worded it wrong. Once again, I do admit WHEN I am wrong. Clearly you've missed that part too. Boner dude has yet to see it because every post I've corrected because he's been WRONG. I have posted many times on here, and several of them have admitted when I was wrong. Go back and read; there's a recent FML where I admitted it. /serious post
5t3ff1k4h 47
Edit: I was also referring to him only, not you collectively.
BogJuan 5
#98 he's is wrong?
IWIWP 3
This chick worries me =
5t3ff1k4h 47
122 - Good. My work here is done. Apologies for the rant; clearly there are just too many morons on here. I was under the weather with a cold and didn't word my -read: humorous- response well.
truehitman2010 0
why should she dump him if he's suprising his friends?
xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9
wow you're an idiot=P
xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9
opps to #21
three3_fml 2
Get your strip on
guppy40000 0
yah why is he hiding the truth. hope there is no other girls in the picture. Marriage can be used as an excuse to keep one girl busy while other girls are busy with his johnson.
comepoopwithme 0
the girl should just give the guy a *******
chosha_fml 27
There's still going to be a wedding?
Jewelofagal 2
Deal breaker. If he's downplaying and hiding your relationship, he's not good marriage material.
ohSNAPyall 27
"If you're his girlfriend but you haven't met any of his friends, you're not his girlfriend!" -- No Sex (In the Champagne Room)
poorjudgement 26
The best wording of the situation #70
ohSNAPyall 27
Chris Rock to the rescuuuueee