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Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
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meirasanya 10
Report him to the police! Stealing from you is illegal enough, but downloading child **** as well! He won't need to worry about bills from jail. It's also safer for children if he's locked away.
ihateexams 0
Anonymously call the police and report him for downloading child pornography. If there's any evidence on his computer, that will probably be enough to prosecute.
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Comments (129)
jessica4456 0
your husband is a child molester.hope u know that. hope you guys don't have kids.if so keep them away from him and watch him carefully
erjaguam 0
first off, I hope you're not with him after writing this fml. second, REPORT HIM, REPORT HIM, REPORT HIM NOW!
Kelly_Kelly 0
God, that's wrong. I hope you told him no.. He is a dumbass.
3rw0n 0
Good thing you left cause that's gross. You should report him to the police, he deserves to go to jail.
Drea_Gucci 0
K-fed like shitt! good thing you left him girl!
tehsoah 0
send him to prison, that'll solve it
d4m4s74 12
report him to the police, if you can't hide your **** from your wife (any type of ****, not just CP) you deserve to be thrown in jail
NiCKi_MiNAj_fml 0
seriously that is fcking disgusting .. you seriously need to report him ... child **** ? he's sick bastard
Jevi_fml 0
Call the cops!!!
shy_shy 0
hell to the no!!!!!!!!!