Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
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lolol182 4
dump him?
missgoober 0
i don't care if you're in college, high school or married for 30 years. you shouldn't cheat on someone you're in a relationship with.
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Comments (178)
laurisshnazzy 0
Dude, he wasn't even clever about it. If he'd at least been creative I would have given him a balloon or something. @ 73 - yeah, well, at least she found out he was a douchebag :)
MsSippi 0
52 - HAHAAH hmm AIDS for sure.. 73 - women never learn? so if she wouldn't have known about the cheating that would have made it okay? that's ****** up. and to everyone saying she deserves this for dating a boy in college, that is dumb. while dating someone who is off at college isn't the best idea, it's obviously still his fault. cheating is cheating. being a student in college doesn't absolve you from anything. if you aren't going to be faithful, break off the relationship. period.
kellster 2
What an asshole. He could have at least expressed dismay at being caught, if nothing else. His nonchalance is almost the worst part of this. I'm so sorry.
MsSippi 0
52 - HAHAAH hmm AIDS for sure.. 73 - women never learn? so if she wouldn't have known about the cheating that would have made it okay? that's ****** up. and to everyone saying she deserves this for dating a boy in college, that is dumb. while dating someone who is off at college isn't the best idea, it's obviously still his fault. cheating is cheating. being a student in college doesn't absolve you from anything. if you aren't going to be faithful, break off the relationship. period.
strawberryswirl 0
Chop his dick off, wrap some slicing wire around his neck, and hang him upside down and drain the blood from the shower curtain rod.
ahhgingers 0
73-ah young grasshopper, but is it really that men never learn?
tarheel_fan 0
hahahahaha i laughed so hard out loud at that one. obviously he didn't think it was april fool's day you guys, think, just cuz he's a bad boyfriend doesn't mean he's an idiot. he was just like "Oh shit i gotta say something, maybe make her laugh too."
aronious 0
haha beast.
zidane312 0
gosh darn, that one never works for me either
reipan 0
#73: Men never learn. Just when they think they've finally got being a lying, cheating **** without getting caught down to an art, their girlfriends catch them at it in a misguided attempt to be spontaneous and romantic. People, eh? (Disclaimer: I am aware that women can be just as bad, but if we're being context-specific...)