Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
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lolol182 4
dump him?
missgoober 0
i don't care if you're in college, high school or married for 30 years. you shouldn't cheat on someone you're in a relationship with.
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Comments (178)
calmthefuck_down 0
that's terrible.......but it made me laugh out loud :D
moron_fml 0
this reminds me of that one song called Just a Friend by Biz Markie. except, you'd be Biz and he'd be the girl he was talking about in it. look it up if you don't know what i'm talking aboutt. but anyways, sorry to hear that. that really sucks. dump his sorry ass!
nono_fml 0
yeah even if it was april fools....
rainbowchelle 0
what a douche :(
shauna_fml 0
That guy is a dumb ****, pretty much.
eschreib 0
what a dick.
lolwutt 0
lmfao # 54 is a total WIN
Matisse_fml 0
Yup. Don't date anyone you don't have the chance to see on any day of the week. You want a relationship, not a vacation to a relationship. If you two kept dating after high school then I have seven words for you: Live it up in college. It's okay.
griz1214 0
+100 Man Points!!!!
drm316 0
WOMEN NEVER LEARN! QUIT TRYING TO "SURPRISE" YOUR MEN!! every time a chick tries to surprise a dude it goes wrong