Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to go surprise my long distance boyfriend at college 7 hours away. As I opened his apartment door, I saw him on the couch fucking his “study buddy”. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
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lolol182 4
dump him?
missgoober 0
i don't care if you're in college, high school or married for 30 years. you shouldn't cheat on someone you're in a relationship with.
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Comments (178)
Armadyl 0
Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from 31st March to the 2nd of April- nobody fools Chuck Norris! But seriously, it's never nice to have your partner cheating on you. Even less to have them try and make witty lines about it!
eleni_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAIL
antonioohama 0
[To myself] YDI for hitting the ‘you deserved it’ button instead of the ‘I agree’ button.
alex_rose_x 0
Ahh, I'm scared, my bf goes away to college next year :/ And March 19th is my birthday :) woot
batman199610 0
maybe he's just confused
kekelala3 0
Beat the girl up and get a baseball bat or something and hit him your hardest in his penis.
OrlySauce 0
Maybe he planned on staying like that UNTIL April 1st?
Umbrella_Beach 0
THIS HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY D:
Angel1000168 16
Same... :D
OMGFMLSRSLY 0
lol thatsy birth day :P
iJump2Conclusion 0
Holy shit I read this on 3/19/11!