Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
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IceCweaaam 0
Just ignore them, you're trying to make your life better while that's all they can do with theirs >_>
marinus_fml 20
Did they bring folding chairs onto your front lawn, put down an esky full of cold drinks, and give you a standing ovation? If not, you're not doing it right.
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Comments (136)
ROFLSinURfaceNOO 0
lol i did the same thing butt naked
heathersmorin 0
oh gosh! don't say that! people will get all over you because you said naked! I made a similar comment and now I'm a terrible person when I was using sarcasm.
SteelCladAngel 0
goldie hawn?? that's from the movie house sitter with goldie hawn and Steve Martin :)
Sniper_Fidelis 1
At least you know your worthwhile:)
Catherine666 0
embrace Ur weirdness? that's what I do o.o
DocBastard 40
Was it the African Anteater Ritual? /obscure?
hazardoussmiles9 22
I never saw it... I want to though.
IsH3092 0
at least yuh were not naked xD that would of been a reL FYL
Barney_Rubble_75 0
so instead of 'waving your arms in the air like an idiot', just think 'screw them, at least I'm exercising! that's right, now you're waving 'your arms in the air like you just don't care!'. yeh! ... Old School!
TheKidFromBK 0
thats wat u get for bein fat
nerdsgetmehot 23
So? At least you're making a conscious decision to get in shape! I've made YouTube videos in which I dance like an idiot. And I don't really care who sees and (sometimes) mocks me! :P
nerdsgetmehot 23
#81 Yup. I'm tricky that way!
FYOL 0
wow... you offhandedly offended another culture's dance routine. you deserve it.