Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
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IceCweaaam 0
Just ignore them, you're trying to make your life better while that's all they can do with theirs >_>
marinus_fml 20
Did they bring folding chairs onto your front lawn, put down an esky full of cold drinks, and give you a standing ovation? If not, you're not doing it right.
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Comments (136)
germanturk 0
i dont see how your like is fu**ed just check to see your window is closed next time.
gotbiscuits 0
You're imagining things. Your neighbours have better things to do than watching you dance. Unless you were dancing topless of course.
Krilleee 5
I would not watch a fat chick dance topless :o but I don't know what ur in too doh ...
mdmmidnight 0
u should have invited them to get off their butts and join
SecretCecilia 0
haha strut your stuff! who cares what they think!
lmaoatall 6
I think I have that same video. mating dance of the wildabeast. what a workout. but ya, you should keep your windows closed for that.
amerwin 3
In your next session, you should go with exotic dancing. I've heard it melts the pounds away, and who knows, you may even get tips.
Livinia 11
Don't worry about them. Stay determined, motivated and confident so that you can get in shape (:
awaisan3 0
I like ur about me!
heathersmorin 0
Who gives a shit? Your atleast excersice and doing something with your life. Let them take in the scene. Open all the windows. Shit, next time do it naked. I would. Maybe then they wouldn't look?
heathersmorin 0
exercise*
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
On the contrary, then they'd have a real reason to look, and OP would have a growing audience
dum_dum1 0
22 what horrible advice. you are a terrible person. I hope your ashamed of your self.
heathersmorin 0
Really dum dum?? Your a dumb dumb! Grow the **** up and take a joke! You don't know what sarcasm is, do you? The first part, where I said let them take in the scene I wasn't being sarcastic. But when I said get naked. I was bring sarcastic. And no I'm not a terrible person, you are because you have some hair across your ass that you need to take out on me. I hope you continue to have a shitty day. Bye bye now :-)
A7X_LoVeee 10
I feel sorry for your kids.
cutie1991 0
well atleast your fat ass is getting a work out lmao
kingtz 6
Dance in the nude to give them a real show!
13Lina97 0
CUTE PICTURE! (:
letsstumphannah 0
ZOMG super cute puppy!