Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
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IceCweaaam 0
Just ignore them, you're trying to make your life better while that's all they can do with theirs >_>
marinus_fml 20
Did they bring folding chairs onto your front lawn, put down an esky full of cold drinks, and give you a standing ovation? If not, you're not doing it right.
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IceCweaaam 0
Just ignore them, you're trying to make your life better while that's all they can do with theirs >_>
Norwegian_Wood 4
I've got to agree with number one on this. Your neighbors need to find some new hobbies but good for you for wanting to get in shape.
Tuesdays76 0
Ha I can see how they might think you look funny if they don't what your doing, but way to be motivated and do something to get in shape!
Carpy 8
or you could just make sure your windows are closed?
dum_dum1 0
YDI for trying to get in shape. go to a gym like a normal person. and buy some blinds. what an idiot!
ShadyFTW1 0
49, ydi for trying to get in shape? You are the idiot my friend.
Tuesdays76 0
Ya WTF 49. Why would you diss someone for getting in shape and working out at home? Your a Low life #49.
xoxospontaneousx_fml 0
I agree with 36, can't you pull down the shades or something and continue with your workout
NuyoRicanGirl 3
op put your hands in the air like you just don't care =p
fizzyslik75 2
I don't think it's that big of a deal. the person forgot. why dont you just laugh at the fact that the person forgot to close them and move on?
esu 5
it's ok you're on your way to a hotter body
mzeemzima 0
wait so what OP is saying is that African dances consist of people waving their hands like idiots ****** RACISM MUCH??
teddy4nyy 13
haha sucks for you you fat monkey
Dumeril 0
Hahaha, I love this one!
Nellygirl 0
*gasp!* U look like Demi Lovato! :0
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, no wonder I never see out of shape people running or in the gym anymore.... african dancing sounds so much more appealing....
oemgeezz 0
#20 a lil bit
oemgeezz 0
#20 a lil bit
Isabelleee 0
legendary.
florenzfang 0
legen..dary :)
mariazzz 5
have you not heard of curtains or blinds? YDI
fmart 0
yea really
epicwinmaster 0
Y U NO EXERCISE LIEK NORMAL PERSON
Miss_Michaela 10
Y U NO TYPE LIKE NORMAL PERSON. Hahaha! This comment made my day, it's just full of irony.
epicwinmaster 0
You obviously have no clue what sarcasm is, lol.
flickyourbic1223 7
13- It takes 10 two hands to hold a phone for a picture. You souldn't have expectations too high for that one.
zmoney314 0
#10 Y U NO UNDURSTAND INTERNET MEMES
Randuhh_17 4
41-I enjoyed your picture. Imma have to take a trip to hoe carnival...lmao!
deputy_g 5
at least it wasn't **** you were watching
lmaoatall 6
don't knock **** workout videos. there's some good ones out there. like feeling the groove with Richard slims in. Jane pounda's jaz and jiz. and my fave, Jack off Elaine.
Miss_Michaela 10
Your neighbours must have had a laugh, but they'll forget it eventually.
marinus_fml 20
Did they bring folding chairs onto your front lawn, put down an esky full of cold drinks, and give you a standing ovation? If not, you're not doing it right.
DaveOnDope 4
I used to watch this local woman that did a morning exercise show on PBS every day. She almost always got a standing ovation out of me. But I never stood up, I was busy.
amerwin 3
Oh, you got a boner. I get it.
DaveOnDope 4
Well, thanks for the offer, but you DON'T get it. My lady gets it regularly.
movingtarget_fml 4
yea your left hand or you cat is not a lady
Residence_fml 4
Get that workout DVD, watch and follow it! Come on, there is no shame in wanting to get in shape and feeling good about yourself!!!! People in the gym look ridiculous sometimes too but it's so normal there that there is no need to laugh
DaveOnDope 4
THIS PERSON IS RIGHT! Just close the window, pull the shade, and DO IT!