Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
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IceCweaaam 0
Just ignore them, you're trying to make your life better while that's all they can do with theirs >_>
marinus_fml 20
Did they bring folding chairs onto your front lawn, put down an esky full of cold drinks, and give you a standing ovation? If not, you're not doing it right.
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loveofyourlife11 0
who cares if they see? maybe they will get motivated too and ask to work out with you.
in_wonderland 1
**** the neighbors!! african dance is fun as hell, just have a good time while they stare at you like ****** weirdos with no lives.
DaveOnDope 4
No, NEVER **** the neighbors! They start to think they own you. Then they want money and a place to live. True story. This Meth freak starts living with a guy in the upstairs apartment across from me. She then lived with the guy on the ground floor. Then the guy under me. Dipshit starts knocking on my door every morning when she hears me flush the toilet. Ended up with me yelling, "WHAT PART OF "**** YOU!" DONT YOU UNDERSTAND? DOWN THE STAIRS BITCH!" at 9am. My next-door neighbors gave me a 12 pack, the family under him gave me a 12 pack. No more tweaker, and a case of beer! Everybody knew I dealt weed, most was buying from me. Hard drugs are definitely BAD M'kay? Time to roll another one. Mods, give it 10min and delete this shit if you want.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Cool story, bro.
BayBeezy 0
lmfao Dave pass that shit I ain't ur neighbor lol
13Lina97 0
"Cool story, bro" that's the most STUPIDEST thing I have ever heard. First of all, how is it a "cool" story? Second of all, how do you know if they are you brother or not? I think it's only white people that say that, and native Americans that are wannabe white people. My friend always says that and it's annoying as her laugh.
cutie1991 0
you must be imagining that you know how to spell
Evlmonkey1_fml 0
keep it up girl! too many people let what others might think about them stand in between them and their health. wanna get rid of that false sense of insecurity just watch biggest loser! that should be enough inspiration to say screw you world and do it with a smile!
perdix 31
Get a Shakeweight and use it right by an open window. If you work your mouth just right when you use it, your neighbors will certainly leave presents for you -- they could be cash or puddles of ****.
SmelloJello 9
haha fail.
KaskStunter 4
Stop making excuses for not working out. Unless you find your neighbours more important than your health.
KickItHigh 32
African dance workout DVD? they make those? Lolwut
sourgirl101 29
Doing the African Dance reminds me of the movie "Can't buy me Love" starting Patrick Dempsey. (: OP, sounds like you're using that as an excuse to quit. Close your window and get back to your routine! If it works and it's fun, keep it up or switch to Carmen Electra's Stripercise.
DocBastard 40
Damn you, Sourgirl. You beat me by a half hour. All I can think of is the African Anteater Ritual!
sourgirl101 29
Haha! I saw your comment, Doc. The fact that you actually remembered the dance by its proper name, leads me to believe that you enjoy cheesy 80's movies a tad bit more than I do.(:
SteelCladAngel 0
goldie hawn?? that's from the movie house sitter with goldie hawn and Steve Martin :)