Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I started a home workout routine by following a YouTube video that promised "beginner-friendly" exercises. While attempting a lunge, I lost my balance, fell forward, and knocked over my TV. The TV fell onto my yoga mat, breaking both. Now I have no motivation and no TV. FML
Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
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IceCweaaam 0
Just ignore them, you're trying to make your life better while that's all they can do with theirs >_>
marinus_fml 20
Did they bring folding chairs onto your front lawn, put down an esky full of cold drinks, and give you a standing ovation? If not, you're not doing it right.
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Comments (136)
ChantelRenaeee 0
maybe you ARE an idiot?
babyjm 0
thats when you make sure that no one can see you if your so embarrassed smart one! smh
xcowboys 0
who gives a shit what other people think, you are bettering yourself.
qwacktastick 8
YDI for doing "African dance" for excersizes instead of working out like a normal person.
slappomatt 4
so your saying that Africans dance like idiots? wtg op!
loudema 5
who are you napoleon dynamite??
katies94 0
those African dances are a workout!
ericFKNspangler 0
I wanna know why every FML I've true posting never gets accepted..... but dumb, generic comedy, Shit like this does.
britsalsman 0
a) talk about racism b) it's sad that so many comments were made and only a very few actually recognized this comment as racist.
eeanmoryx 0
are you saying Africans are idiots. . . racist.