Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Genitals are your friends. I don't see the problem, here.
sydneyinspiratio 0
Yikes. Nice friends.
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Comments (151)
crampy 0
BFD, just paint over it.
TheTragicReturn 0
I would have been ambivalent about that stuff on paper, but on a wall? No. Your friends should know better. FYL.
littlerock_fml 0
Why would you make a friend wall? It sounds like the sort of thing 14 year olds do so that other people can see they have friends. Pretty pathetic.
4ube_fml 6
I do not understand the urge for dudes to always draw sexual body parts (nobody draws a hand, or an eye !) everywhere they go. Really !
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Did the drawings turn you on? I bet they did.
Rixxieee 0
That's because no body gets embarassed over a hand or an eye. 'Sexual body parts', as you put it, are a social taboo meaning if anyone saw it then they would expect the owner of the surface with the drawing on to explain. Face it, you're just a stuck up jerk, how about jumping off your pedestal and having some fun for once?
Nightfallz 0
how could you not see that coming...ydi
xpaigelynnx 0
I would do this just to make the person with the friend wall cry or get mad..
lovelykendra5 0
Paint over it. Smart one.
xpaigelynnx 0
Yea i agree with #60... paint over it and NOT Make it a gay friend wall...
wonderless 0
Stupid idea.
shinyred 0
First the friend wall is a lame idea and second if you've been friends with these people long enough then you should know that they would do something like this. I would never trust my friends to write unsupervised on my wall. I didn't even trust them to take appropriate pictures at my graduation party, and I was right in doing so when i saw that they had managed to grab one of the cameras. So YDI