Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Genitals are your friends. I don't see the problem, here.
sydneyinspiratio 0
Yikes. Nice friends.
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Comments (151)
hbc150 0
LOL
l4a4g89 0
I definitely had the same thing happen to me, but my friend wall was on pink wrapping paper that I had put up in my dorm. Never make a permanent space for friends to put permanent things....
nmirles 0
Maybe your friends are a big pussy and a huge dick?
EcGyMz 0
wow WTF
liteupthestage 0
dude, friends=immaturity. u were askin for it
mehwhateverr 0
That's a nice idea! (: Too bad it backfired, though.
tmforeignguy 0
This needs to be illustrated.
Dane_fml 0
I wish my friends would draw penises and vaginas on my wall!
Some___Guy 0
Maybe you're just friends with penises and vaginas.
madaoxsan 9
@86 yeah...apparently her friends are dicks and *****...how rude. not to mention immature. it's not a YDI or even a RYL...more like FYF[riends].
summer99 0
guess you'll need to paint over it..hope you actually own the house..