Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Genitals are your friends. I don't see the problem, here.
sydneyinspiratio 0
Yikes. Nice friends.
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Comments (151)
ilpdec2008 0
Lol, this reminded me of Dr Manhattan
VgGamer4life 0
your friends are dicks and pussys
oliviah_fml 0
You left your friend(s) unattended in your home for that long? Hm. It's unfortunate that your "friends" are people that would even think to do something like that. But I suppose you all can't be too different each other.
1234five 0
Stupid idea in the first place
imhated 0
No offense but why a "friend wall"? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Jord111222333 0
shud have bought paint that becomes a chalk board
hellomynamekeyes 0
Wow, the "friend wall" sounds really dumb. Get facebook or something.
onigiriqueen 0
The "Friend Wall" IS a dumb idea. OP needs a life.
MeandSunnyD 0
ydi for letting your friends use markers on your stuff
jcassiere91 0
this is the dumbest fml i've ever read
littlebrittle77 0
people do the same thing to the boys bathroom wall at my school