Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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aback 5
Genitals are your friends. I don't see the problem, here.
sydneyinspiratio 0
Yikes. Nice friends.
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Comments (151)
Carl22_fml 0
Wow that sucks
Bullshet 0
Your friends are idiots.
CFR 0
lol blue balls... sorry. Your friends are morons though.
himynameisanna 0
Sounds like it's time to repaint. Or, enjoy your beautiful new mural :)
Sharrakor 0
Some real trolls commenting here. The OP's gender isn't specified, so you can't really judge him/her based on the wall, nor can you judge the wall to begin with. Some people have close friendships where something like this wouldn't actually be a half bad idea. And even if your friends are known for drawing crap like that, it's still pretty unexpected for them to actually draw something like that on the walls.
kiddo_nin 0
I have a giant piece of cardboard in my basement for my friends to draw whatever the **** they want on it. Ive got the the same shit. It's FUNNY! Not bad. Geez.
Guitarist45 0
friend wall?!?!?!?!? your retarted
Dalarsco 0
YDI for not having a sense of humor. There are two kinds of people who have graffiti walls. Those cool enough to take whatever their friends write there and those who aren't. You are clearly the latter.
Stupidstupidrat 0
Wow, the concept of a 'Friend Wall' is one of the most woefully pathetic things I've heard in a while. YDI for being an emotionally grasping wie-nis.
btrswt 0
If you handed your friends a sharpie and told them to draw on the wall, what did you expect? Declarations of love?