Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
Today, my apartment smelled like something was burning, so I checked the oven, toaster, outlets, and even the hallway. After an hour, I discovered the smell was coming from the candle I had forgotten I'd lit in the bathroom. I had spent an hour investigating a fire that wasn't happening. FML
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
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boycrazy30007 12
I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot
ILoveEggnog 7
I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.
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Comments (207)
maddiester 5
well obviously fire is hot and can burn, thank you for trying to experiment that..
geezy82 6
Dumbass
chloepenn 1
I did the exact same thing.. When I was 6
Ozone1232 5
Is the carpet okay!!?!?! D:
bubo_fml 11
Was it a carpet brochure?
bubblekitty 1
Derp
priincess756 2
You do stupid things your going to get stupid results, YDI
Rapt0rJesus 0
I see a very bright future ahead. Really sorry for the pun.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Though I'm not supposed to endorse pyrotechnics, you need to be mote cautious next time. Once, I lit my bath tub ablaze in a sapphire blue inferno; It was gorgeous. But then all I had to do was then the shower on and it was out.
Michael_92 20
Haha I played with fire alot but you got me beat. But seriously lucky you didn't burn your house down..consider that a warning from the fire gods.