Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
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nesscafe_fml 17
It is clear who wears the pants in that relationship...
Welshite 40
#7: too*
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beaverteaser 16
should have told her that those where the same pant you had on when you accidentally shit yourself
BuckNekkid 22
Feel for you, same thing happened to my son after offering his place to a friend that had gotten kicked out by his dad...he lost over 15,000$ worth of items over 6 months. Expensive lesson about humanity.
TheDrifter 24
I wonder why the kids got kicked out of his dad's place?
Breegotcake 14
I saw a video of something like this on worldstarhiphop instead the girl fought her & literally took her pants back. The other girl was stuck a train station with no pants.
Jst4kicks 16
use what youve learned in COD and beat the shit out of her.. I mean you are CODgirl
Gittoh 21
after your next visit, your pants magically appears from your bag :D
riddenhopes 13
I first read this as "stealing meth from me"
imchacon22 19
Start putting your name on things she won't be able to deny it then
figures101 5
Setting bedroom. Music doesn't matter something low beat and slow.I'm the pizza man in the corner they forgot they called befor the fight broke out...You keep stealing my stuff says the cute one the other denies it and slowly they get into a wrestling match. Those are my pants the first one Shouted Practically yanking them off. I take a bite of pizza and down a shot of dr pepper. Just another day in the life of the pizza guy.
Ksweety_fml 27
Why still be friends with her if she steals from you?. Next thing you know, she'll probably steal your man.
Rax_fml 6
You deserve it, if you can still call that person a "friend."