Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
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Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
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Top comments
beililee 0
omg. that's horrible. I hope you responded with "and you can't be straight. you're skinny." (if she was a skinny bitch that is)
itsucktobeme 0
That is so terrible... I hope that you said something to that mean bitch. But on another note Good for you for coming out!!!!
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Comments (50)
toqwert 0
aha ahaha ahahahahahahaha oh god that's great, I'm sorry but that is just kind of funny
Iloveepicfails 0
Um isnt Cam on Modern family a "fat gay"? So tell that bitch that she needs a good 9 inches...**** her...and good for u for not given a shit :D
iwadasn 33
So get off the computer for once and lose some weight, then!
Laxoxo224 8
That's so ****** up seriously appearance doesnt define anything about a person
AquanTheDragon 5
You know what you should do? Push the bitch back into reality. Weight has NOTHING to do with sexual orientation.
The_Mr_Troll 14
Double trouble!
Comoke1024 19
"Honey you can't be straight, you're so butch! Your mustache alone..."
fantasyworld 39
She's such a bigot.
fullerkate3 17
She's a bitch you do you!