Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, to punish my wife for disrespecting me in front of my friends, I told her I wasn't going to help with the baby tonight. When I woke up, she and my baby were gone with nothing more than a text saying she was speaking to a divorce lawyer. Over one night. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
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a1f0sff 25
Should've thought of that before cheating on your wife.
DEADPOOL076 30
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Comments (112)
sgdigaetano 3
Guess it wasn't so anonymous, was it??
Bigsexxxy 3
Thats what you deserve, scumbag.
PikarooArtist 17
You're nothing but a worthless sack of shit, I hope your wife takes everything from you in the divorce you scumbag!
tomvertigo 17
Good. You deserve it. You deserved it the second you chose to cheat.
jjmeow 10
... what, are you expecting sympathy? You cheated on your wife, dipshit. You MORE than deserved it.
biopilot17 9
All these people assuming there's not more to the story.. maybe his wife cheated also so he went and did it and then realized that he would rather work on his marriage so neither had to .. who tf knows
sparkledoge 29
Even if that's what happened it does change anything. This would mean he could have handled this like grown ass man but chose to act like a child instead. "You scribbled my drawing so i'm scribbling yours." Is the type of mentality that only brings more problems.
maritime1992 5
Okay? lie. unless she has concrete evidence, lie your way out of it.
Cherryta 17
Hope she takes you to the cleaners during divorce proceedings.
bobsanction 18
Don't cheat on your wife dumbass
Stuj673 0
Oh no really? Poor you... Cheating shit you really aren't smart are you...