Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?
jts2 3
Who tripped and broke their ankle? ... Tell me, mother****er. TELL ME. THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.
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Comments (97)
perdix 31
Once your ankle heals, you'll be even fatter and more out of control.
marmlr339 14
lol
kayC7 0
I always trip over tree roots... Oh well FYL though :(
Stranger35 0
you didn't give me enough time to guess
lotusflower007 0
I know, every time I try to begin or resume my excersize routine, something happens... Don't let it stop you. Concentrate on diet right now. Work on getting the right nutrients for your ankle to heal, cut down on fats, and sugars. Maybe you can do dumbells on your arms, or work on stomach crunches while your legs are up.
JustaAngel 6
...F-ck that tree's life,lol but seriously OP i heard broken ankles suck so good luck with that[seeee i was niiice,lol]
YDI_King 0
how do you not see a root? YDI
lcb6n 0
I think, for future reference for others, they say not to start on a trail when you first start jogging, and start slow to try and keep things like this from happening. Your ankles get stronger from the jogging so then you're ready for rougher terrain. Plus, too much too fast will just burn you out and make you stop.
akayou 0
PHIRST 111906!!!!
Fleecy 0
That seriously sucks OP. Hopefully it heals within good time. Think of it this way...you'll have to do some physio on that ankle to strengthen it back up....you can exercise then!!
aero_fml 0
YDI for saying 'Guess who?'