Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?
jts2 3
Who tripped and broke their ankle? ... Tell me, mother****er. TELL ME. THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.
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Comments (97)
dswhite85 11
Use a treadmill dumbass, stop running on the road where all the cars are...
boatkicker 5
How many roads do you know with roots on them?
sonicfury 0
so your mom broke her ankle how sad lol jk fatty
jillz 0
Minor setback. Don't ever give up.
itouchguy360 3
hehe, see, trolls cannot be funny!
ZuraLasgeon 0
haha something like that happened to me when I tried jogging a few years back. I was jogging at night in my small hicktown (population less than 100), where there are no sidewalks. I was jogging on the side of the road, and lost my footing. My ankle twisted off the side (road is like 1 inches above the dirt on the side) and I fell down. It was feeling fine the next night, so I went out again... same thing happened. This time I sprained my ankle, and gashed open my knee pretty good. I'll never jog again. If I go running somewhere, it'll be on a treadmill, at a gym. If I fall, I'm at least not alone in the dark and can have people pick me up and tend to my injuries, instead of hobbling home alone on a wounded ankle.
Kukua 5
Or.......you could just stop jogging IN THE DARK! Just a thought.
f_alltheirlives 3
But then people can see her... Keep trainin and sprainin fatty, one day the daylight will accept you
slice_of_fried_g 0
not the first to say it, but i hate the whole "guess who" thing. save that crap for MLIA
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
No, please don't save it for MLIA- we hate it too.
dubbleChic 6
could it be!? YES the monkey down the street broke his ankle! YES YES YES!!!!! no more monkeys trying to rape me!!!! now i just need to get rid of the angry donkey in my closet.
beachbabie 0
omg u broke ur ankle! noooo! ur life is OVER! **** ur life. seriously. might as well end it.... who ******* cares! why do fmls suck lately!?!!?
boatkicker 5
Because if it's bad enough to actually **** someones life, than its not funny. "Today my mom gave me 12 hours to find a job so that I could start paying rent. When I came home after applying to a ton of places, she kicked me out, because I still didn't have a job. I'm only 15, and still in high school," is not nearly as funny as "Today I hurt myself because I'm a klutz."
fudrick 0
More than one person tripped on a root and sprained "their" ankle? Amazingly coincidental.
xxxNataliexxx 0
Fattie if I saw that I would just say it to yur face