Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
Today, I was feeling motivated to improve my unhealthy miserable life and went for a jog. Halfway through, I tripped on my own shoelace and scared a couple walking their dog. According to my wife, it's already been gossiped about in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Mr. Yeah? Did you help him up?
jts2 3
Who tripped and broke their ankle? ... Tell me, mother****er. TELL ME. THE SUSPENSE IS GONNA ****ING KILL ME.
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shanni_819 0
Really? Imagine yourself being talked down to like that. It makes you feel like shit. Have a heart people.
peryuldawen 0
I read FML occasionally but reading peoples comments to this made me make an account just so I could send you a message. Getting yourself up to exercise is half the battle. Don't be discouraged. Keep it simple, and something you can stick to, you will feel healthier and better about yourself! Be glad you got up to do it, and just watch out next time...maybe find a track :) It took me a long time to start exercising regularly, but once you truly get into the habit, it feels weird Not to! Everyone says it takes time, and they're right, but it's worth it, and you are worth it! All the people being so negative and rude, yes FML is meant to be funny but some people feel the need to write things that truly upset them here to get it out or hear that other people understand. If you don't like it, skip it. For all you know this person is the most obese person in the world whose life was completely different than yours and had nowhere else to turn. Or they might be tiny or average weight and are upset about a few pounds and are exaggerating because they have a horribly skewed self image, a common problem in our society, how do you know? Think about the messages you send to other people, and imagine saying it to their face. If you can honestly imagine yourself saying it to their face, then I feel bad for you too. And in case you were wondering, no, I am not fat. I just have a heart and think it's nice when people try not to be horribly rude or mean once in a while. Thanks for only making it a worse world to live in. I'm glad you are in shape and have nothing better to do with your time than get on FML and put down people you don't know and have never done anything to you. ;-) You must be so satisfied with your life. Now I'm going to stop wasting my life sending a message to people I know will never truly hear it.
phatdaddy 0
**** or GTFO
Beaky0315 0
wow, i read the first sentence of that novel/comment and gave up
awesome_person12 0
#77 u hav inspired me 2 exercise now. i feel like u touched me with ur kindness, and i think the OP will take ur advice 2. OP i feel so sry 4 and dont listen 2 the ppl tellintg u ur fat or that its a sign, listen 2 #77 and dobnt let it get u down.
tuxman12 0
it's a sign
EmmaMarieCullen 0
the same thing happend to me. except I was jogging just cause I do every day and I spraigned my knee...
Bstaut 8
was it your mom?
joeprentice90 0
who?
Podzy87 0
I did the same thing 8 weeks ago!!
ARMEDcRIMSON 0
Santa?